1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't published in a referenced journal.
5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since than?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.
11. When subjects did not behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told the students to read the book.
13. Some say he had his son teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.
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6 comments:
thank! merci! danke! gracias! but I didn't write it :D.
Heh... whose site was that? Hilarious stuff... the English assignment thing was my favourite!
Funny... interesting link
machi,
where do u find these things da?it was simply hilarious.
HILARIOUS !!!!
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[prashanth] yeah thats hilaroious. there is also one about whether hell is endothermic or exothermic. its nice but you would have mostly come across it.
[hari] merci! when one cannot create good humor, one links to good humor :D
[prahlad] this..randomly..i was actually looking for problems for jigars algo homework..when i had a look at this guys page because he had offered the same course a little while back..and..
[intern] thanks! read the link. its really funny.
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