Thursday, October 06, 2005

Random Observations on Life : Updated

  • It looks like 90% of the people on the web speak on relationships. Past, Future. Not present. They have better things to do I guess. This high fraction is a demographic glich as most people who blog are in the 20-30 age. It would be interesting to model this - given a population, demographic segment and age (most important) and some more parameters can you get an estimation of current status and count of past and future relationships. Heh. If, I could do this (which is not IMPOSSIBLE actually), I could make ton loads of money. Sell the software to Shaadi.com. When someone uploads a profile estimate whether there exist bones, skeletons or entire burial grounds in the closet.
  • The PhD Comics guy has something wrong with him. He is painting a seriously wrong picture of grad school with all those chaps napping in front of the computer. What he probably didn't mention was that the guy had been at it for the last 3 days. And hence. Grad school is one big game of catch up. You are constantly catching up with all the work you need to do. If you dont catch up, you get run over. Btw, the author Jorge Cham is a post-doc at Caltech after finishing his PhD at Stan. That makes me all the more convinced of the alternate explanation to all the nap shots.
  • Career fair time gives you a great opportunity to ahem ahem..stock up on pens, t-shirts and other assorted clothing and stationery. Rumors of 128MB flash drives and USB port freebies have risen. However, the author is yet to confirm these rumors through actual experience. He would like to.
  • Speaking on career fairs. One should get into finance simply for the taste in food those companies have - kebabs, chocolate cake and iced tea compared to Domino pizzas favored by most C/C++/Java companies
  • I find this quite interesting. One gets so ingrained to the pattern of the people in the department that one immediately notices if something is different. I saw some extremely sorority/frat looking people a few days back. A break from the lost-in-thought-google-t-shirt-wearing-laptop-totting crowd one is used to. A art history or some such course is going on. I saw some extremely well developed african american gentlemen and ladies. Well, there is an african studies class on.
  • There was a funny incident a couple of days back. Microsoft is currently having this line on windows without the blue screen of death. Basically, stable. We have this large screen (7m width, 3 m high) across on of the walls in the main hall area of our department. This usually shows some commercial like thingy about the department. Well what happened is that the system crashed and there was this huge 1mx2m button that said something like 'Windows has crashed. Press Yes if you want to report bug to Microsoft'. Really funny. That too during career fair time. He he. They apparantly recruit max from here.
  • I have come to the conclusion that how you feel about life is little correlated to most things that are associated with feeling good about life in the cliched form. Don't want to say more. I would actually like to know what others think about this. I can probably put my thoughts in the comments section after some others have shared theirs.:D.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Career Fairs.....well they make me wnn do a PhD, is that weird????????/

Prashanth said...

Heck... I'm not really looking for an internship this summer, so I didn't go to the career fair... will not make the same mistake next time. Chocolate cake, here I come!

Anonymous said...

Hi Ramani
liked the first para ...
... 6 billion people and each with their own multi-relations!!!O boy isnt that a staggering no!!! We got very few words to describe their complexities ... But dont tell me you're thinking of a profession to uncover the closet-skeletons ... Heck, next will erasing memories in the bizzare way of "Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind"

- Intern

Prashanth said...

Incidentally, my friend Kierthi wrote a review of the movie. Read it here. I've seen the movie as well, but I only ended up getting more and more confused.

Anonymous said...

Ohh, I too found that movie (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind) very complicated (saw twice);
though the basic idea of "erasing memories" was quite simple; but the way the movie is unfolds in a non-linear fashion; leaves a surreal effect; and I found some inconsistencies, though I think its cause I didnt understand *every* nitty-gritty of it ....!!!

But then dealing with the "portal of mind" and giving a non-linear treatement is very typical of any Charlie Kaufman movies; and I've seen 'em all: Being John Malkovich, Adaptation (loved it!!!) and Confessions of a Dangerous Mind ...

Thanks for suggesting the link of your friend!!!

-Intern


* YEY!!! I passed the word-verification test and guess what it had my name jumbled up!!! That's funny!!!

Ramani,
dont you hop-off to Chicago very often?

Anonymous said...

hmmm Ramani,
waiting for your comments as you expressed in the last para ...

-Intern

Artful Badger said...

[madhura] hmm...yeah they are depressing. don't you feel like you are going to be lost in the mass of humanity. another face in the crowd :D.
[prashanth] do go. be aggressive. booths are a good source of pens, and stationary. intro sessions - food and clothing. if you submit your resume some companies give you a nice freebie. morgan stanley was giving out 128MB flash drives.
[anon] heh....no i am extremely curious. as for the movie. i couldn't understand it all. i found it too complicated and arty. the movie does make sense but i really wasn't able to follow it. that day i wasn't really in the mood for deep movies. maybe that's why. maybe i should watch it again.
[anon,prashanth] i found the idea of the movie great. a lot of the problems that you have today are experiences of the past. yes, experience does give you a way to tell you what works and what doesnt but if some experience really ends up being bad, you develop an irrational avoidance to it. actually i need to watch the other movies on that list. sometime. anyway, sunshine is going to come first. watch it again :D.
[anon] coming coming.

Artful Badger said...

[anon] i am actually coming to chicago next weekend. binging off one of those chocolate cake companies. you in chicago? i wont be too surprised if you were :D.

Anonymous said...

Ramani, it exists. I have seen it.. I actually have it.. All those rumours were true.. Oh god, now I have everything that I could possibly want.

I am the proud possessor of a 128MB USB drive obtained from the career fair..

- Nag

Artful Badger said...

[nag] greatt....now get me one he he he...don't worry..there is one more fair coming along..i am experienced and much prepared to loot the coffers..