OTG Returns

I am so happy I took that psych course, simply for the sake of our dear lady OTG (overly tanned girl or hither leather). After having entertained us earlier, she has most kindly agreed to give us some more delectable blogable material. With every passing moment, I grow more confident that she has some kind of fetish, because her foot seems to have found a permanent home in her mouth.

Firstly, some background - you are emotionally intelligent if you are resilient and regenerative. Resilience is when you face life for what it is. Regeneration is when you make an about face, and get drunk. Its important to know when to do what. So, the teacher asked us for personal examples of how we deal with stress.

Q : How do you regenerate physically?

X : I go to the gym.
Y : I do yoga.
Me : I play squash or tennis sometimes.
She : I like to get a tan.

Q : How do you regenerate spiritually?

X: I take some time out for myself and think.
Y: I go to the church.
Me: I blog when I can.
She: I like to go shopping. I also like to contemplate about life when I tan - like if I should grab dinner and go for the group meeting, or go for the meeting and then grab dinner.

Q : What do you think will make you happy?

X: Blah
Y: Blee
Me: Bluu
She: I don't mind being one of those sit at home wives with 2 kids, as long as I have lots (editor's correction - pots) of money and can go shopping everyday.

Audience Q: However, won't you get bored shopping?

She: No it's not like that. You can keep going on to buying more and more expensive things. You just need to keep going to the next level. It really is very satisfying.

This merits a song.

You better watch out,
Or you will go dry,
You keep your eyes peeled,
I'm telling you why:
OTG is coming to town.
She's making a list,
And checking it twice;
Shes gonna find out
Whos loaded and iced.
OTG is going to town
She sees you when you're sleeping.
She knows when you're playing quake.
She knows if you have money for the taking,
So watch out for goodness sake!
Or, you will go dry,
I'm telling you why:
OTG is coming to town.
OTG is going to town!

Apart from putting me in the hallowed prescence of people like OTG, the course has also given me access to an abstruse and highly literary skill called obfuscative fillibusteration.

"I had a nightmare and died." =>

"Serious doubts might be raised on the validity of the interpretation of my experience in a non-negative light. A more careful analysis will reveal that I suffered from serious soporific hallucinations which ultimately hastened my demise."

In less higher society its called 2 pages for 20 marks or simply gas for marks.