Thursday, November 17, 2005

Le Porc

The Pig
In England once there lived a big
And wonderfully clever pig.
To everybody it was plain
That Piggy had a massive brain.
He worked out sums inside his head,
There was no book he hadn't read.
He knew what made an airplane fly,
He knew how engines worked and why.
He knew all this, but in the end
One question drove him round the bend:
He simply couldn't puzzle out
What LIFE was really all about.
What was the reason for his birth?
Why was he placed upon this earth?
His giant brain went round and round.
Alas, no answer could be found.
Till suddenly one wondrous night.
All in a flash he saw the light.
He jumped up like a ballet dancer
And yelled, "By gum, I've got the answer!"
"They want my bacon slice by slice"
To sell at a tremendous price!"
They want my tender juicy chops"
To put in all the butcher's shops!"
They want my pork to make a roast"
And that's the part'll cost the most!"
They want my sausages in strings!"
They even want my chitterlings!"
The butcher's shop! The carving knife!"
That is the reason for my life!"
Such thoughts as these are not designed
To give a pig great piece of mind.
Next morning, in comes Farmer Bland,
A pail of pigswill in his hand,
And piggy with a mighty roar,
Bashes the farmer to the floor…
Now comes the rather grizzly bit
So let's not make too much of it,
Except that you must understand
That Piggy did eat Farmer Bland,
He ate him up from head to toe,
Chewing the pieces nice and slow.
It took an hour to reach the feet,
Because there was so much to eat,
And when he finished, Pig, of course,
Felt absolutely no remorse.
lowly he scratched his brainy head
And with a little smile he said,"
I had a fairly powerful hunch"
That he might have me for his lunch."
And so, because I feared the worst,"
I thought I'd better eat him first."
Roald Dahl

Childish, inane, silly, deep, chilling. Roald Dahl in addition to being a children's writer, wrote horror stories. I remember reading one of his collections. The first short story of that collection was about an old woman who feeds a travel weary man - with food laced with cyanide, and then stuffs him. It was in my hostel room late into the night, so no points for guessing what I was thinking the next couple of times I ate in the mess.

Pig
Go, stalk the red deer o'er the heather,
Ride, follow the fox if you can!
But, for pleasure and profit together,
Allow me the hunting of Man--
The chase of the Human, the search for the Soul
To its ruin--the hunting of Man.
Rudyard Kipling

What does this poem mean? Is he speaking from the perspective of the pig?

Twelve voices were shouting in anger, and they were all alike. No question, now, what had happened to the faces of the pigs. The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
George Orwell (Closing lines, Animal Farm)

Surprisingly, I have never read the book. My father used to tell me the story of this book when I was young and used to finish it off with these lines. I have never read Clockwork Orange or One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest. But, thanks to my father I know them in excruciating detail. I did see the movies though. Clockwork Orange is quite shocking, I never could get past the gore and understand the point it was trying to make.
Well anyway, if you don't know the story, Animal Farm is about a bunch of animals in a farm run by a farmer. The animals protest about the farmer 'exploiting' them, and hence overthrow him and take over. The pigs take up the helm under the promise of equality. But, there is none. It's the old system in a new form. This is a parallel to the Bolshevik Revolution of the 1917 when the Romanovs were over thrown by the Communists headed by Lenin. Lenin and then Stalin turn out to be just as despotic as the Tsars. In the book the pigs grow increasingly decadent over time and behave exactly like the farmer did - actually worse. They even decide to form an alliance with the farmer in the end. While the pigs are negotiating with him in the farmhouse, the other animals look in through the window and wonder... Doesn't this remind one of this someone's effort to spread 'democracy' throughout the world? - by force, how hypocritic is that, freedom through violence. Sadly, it's the people that lose. 'Democracy' is just as bad as 'Socialism' if used as an excuse by a select few to further their agenda.

17 comments:

Stirred not shaken! said...

I never read the book but see movie 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest'. Hey I am just popping in your blog..nice to see another i.g. out there writing blog.

sns.

doppelganger said...

Funny to hear that your father used to read out "Clockwork Orange" to you. I wouldn't dare do that to my children! Partly because of the obscenities and partly because most children wouldn't appreciate the Nadsat. (the ninotchkas et al.)

Animal Farm........ hmm...
Great book. But I'll reserve my praises because I feel its constructed out of the Western paranoia of communism and the the desire to propagandize. Not that I support despotic communism, but........

check my new post for radical views on politics!!

Prashanth said...

My distributed control systems prof claims that the Soviet Union collapsed because it was a centralized controller, and everyone knows that centralized controllers are not robust. Quite interesting actually... he went on to show how complex requirements can be met by distributed agents following a few simple rules/principles. Such a system never gives you an optimum solution, but its always quick and robust.

I'm rambling, ain't I? *sigh* Can't wait for the sem to get over...

Hari said...

Read 'One flew over...'. It's a very good book amd Clockwork Orange the book was fine but beyond a point, the mindless violence in the movie is sickening.

Artful Badger said...

[stirred] thanks! thus is the result of surplus time :D!
[doppel] he didn't go into the nitty gritties of the story. actually the book is quite tame. i did read it some time back. the movie version is a lot more gory. seeing that was out of the question. i saw the movie only after coming to iit. they played it in CLT.
have you seen Full Metal Jacket? its a great movie.
oh well i wouldn't call it propaganda. i think George Orwell was just as cynical of how the western world was going.
1984. i think to get a message across some amount of exagerration is needed.
[intern] to an extent yes. to a large extent it all depends on how well executed it is. China is supposedly communist but it's able to function very effectively. it has embraced both. a communist goverment set up with a capitalistic commercial setup.
but democracy does seem to be working quite well. i think it's a more sophisticated system and creating a system like that does require a lot of momentum. usually power gets concetrated into an individual, getting over that and creating a less centralized system is not easy. but i think it's good. India despite everying would have been another central africa if it had a non-democratic system.
[prashanth] darling you need to relax. oh well you are speaking of non-linear dynamics. it's a very interesting field. fractals are one instance of that. and ice formation. basically the system has a large number of units, and the behavior of an unit based on neighbouring units is well defined, but the behaviour of the system far from so.
yeah that makes sense. in the control of a system there has to be the right balance between locally maintained and centrally maintained behaviour.
[intern] what was that comment? please explain :D..
[jay-san] hmm...i never could read Micheal Crichton..i saw one of his covers with a Dinosaur on it and immediately dismissed it for a cheesy novel..
[hari] its a great book. yeah...Clockwork Orange ends up shocking you more than appreciating it's message..Stanley Kubrick what can I say...some of this other movies Full Metal Jacket is good..I have Dr. Strangelove..plan to see it sometime..
[prashanth] you can depend on profs to say such things.

Prashanth said...

Close... but not it. You're talking about sensor networks - but what about things like ant colony optimization, distributed arrival time control, etc which are distributed but the agents have nothing to do with their neighbours. It's a matter of how to set your guidelines for agent behaviour (they are called agents, of course, because this is how the CIA, MI6, KGB etc run their ops) as well as the rules of the overall system.

The capitalist economy is based on such a system: freedom, with a few simple rules and guidelines. Did you ever stop to wonder how trade and markets can reach an equilibrium better if there are less rules? It's a case of competitive - cooperative system dynamics. Oh well... John Nash could probably explain it better...

Artful Badger said...

Oui madame, j'ai compris.

Artful Badger said...

[prashanth] no no i was talking about the other things only. there is a good talk by the guy who made celllar automata.
sensor nets are one application of this. there are a lot of ideas from non-linear dynamics that i think go into it. what an agent can do even if minor changed has big effects.
think of individual freedom. a slight change in your rights leads to large scale implicxations. the right to bear arms for instance. it made sense in the wild west type america but not today.
oh yes game theory. what you are talking about is the free market. the hypothesis is the market decides what is the current value of anything.
enron was the first to make enerty a traded commodity. it was a good idea but for other reasons it became a mess.
i got a job in finance, so i can give you hajaar gyan on this :D...
nash equillibrium is what it is. the system reaches an equillibrium where each agent is performing ideally.
i like it a lot. plan to take a course in non linear dynamics/ stochastic process theory. any suggestions? what are you working in?

Prashanth said...

I'm studying "expert systems" and "distributed systems control" at the moment. The problem with going into core game theory or chaos or nonlinear dynamics is that you will be taking a physics or math course, and the courses tend to be more theoretical there. Am still hunting for courses within the department, or at least within engineering where I can learn about such stuff further!

I will put up a few blog posts on this subject as I find it really interesting.

Artful Badger said...

[Prashanth]Expert systems. Oh thats more oriented towards AI. It's actually something like a database type system that develops a structure out of the data it has. I am doing a course which is kind of related to that.
Yeah, it's more theoretical but you learn a lot more stuff. After, doing a course like that you can handle pretty much any material that is related to that topic. Look at the statistics department. Physics also would offer the course. It's usually called Dynamical Systems or something like that, depending on the department.
You should see my post on Game Theory.
[Intern] I fully agree that Republicans are donkeys. If Democratics are ELephants, are they wise? Oh well I don't hate them. The Republicans have the majority share of my dislike.

Artful Badger said...

Wait, why are Republicans Elephants. They should be donkeys.

Artful Badger said...

Fully agree.

Divster said...

wat r we discussing? animals?
What a profound conclusion "they r all donkeys" LOL

Artful Badger said...

[divster] :D..no each of the parties has it's own animals..we decided that PIGS (Poor Indian..) are the best..:D

Divster said...

wat animal do i get to hav? some choices u got? wats SP's? wats intern's?

Now i cant choose the cu..
i mean.. cal..cel..(shoot i dont know an animal name from c to cover up here!!)
cattt.. yes yes.. cat

(meoww)

Artful Badger said...

arghh..Divya...
I am the Poor Indian Graduate Student and hence the PIG...
Divya the Cool Cat...
Intern...maybe the Elephant for being wise...
SP..lets see...errm..cant think of any..:D..

Divster said...

I cud be 'dragon' or 'dracula' but i dont suppose they r animals that r among the living..:P

cool cat??? wow.. so sweeet!

well, since sp is victim of my little 'insults' i wonder what animal sp wud wanna be :P