John Mayer.........discovers.....and whines about....* drum rolls *........Gravity!
Gravity *Whine*
Gravity is working against me What?! It is?? How dare it!! How could it be so cruel?
And gravity wants to bring me down Bawwhhhh Bawwwhhh life is soooo unfaaairrrr
Oh I'll never know what makes this man Ah ok. So Mr. Gravity it is then. Not a Mrs or a Miss. Not in a pretty flowing floral skirt.
With all the love that his heart can stand Oh so love it is. I guess everything is straight now.
Dream of ways to throw it all away And kaput it was. How shocking that you would fall out with Mr Gravity ?!
Oh Gravity is working against me Bawhh!! Life is soooo unfairrr....Wahhh...Bawwhh..Sniff
And gravity wants to bring me down How hateful! That heartless beast!
Oh twice as much aint twice as good You want less of it? Sure! Lets shoot you out into space.
And can't sustain like one half could Translation still awaited from John-Mayer-gobbledegook-touch-feely-adsgkj-speak speacialist.
It's wanting more More?! Didn't you want less 2 sentences back?!
That's gonna send me to my knees Sadism is cool.
(repeat) (ouch ouch ouch)
Oh gravity, stay the hell away from me And you want it go away?!
Oh gravity has taken better men than me you see now how can that be? Make up your mind!! Maybe its you and not 'him' who has caused the relationship malfunction. All the moodswings you know.
Just keep me where the light is Now you want light?! Ah! So you want the gravity to lead you to light. Let there be light!
Just keep me where the light is Gravity + Light => General Relativity. The effect of gravitation on the shape of space and the flow of time!
Keep you me where the light is Relativistic string theory!
Just keep me where the light is Photons! Gravitons! Manifolds !
Ohh… where the light is! D-branes! Supergravity!
As is apparent, Mr. John Mayer is at the cutting edge of thought on some of the most intractable problems that have puzzled humanity for thousands of years. Not surprisingly Mr. Mayer is currently in the company of Madam Jessica "Chicken of the Sea" Simpson. Amazing how a nice voice and a melting look can get away with something so inane and ridiculous.
10 comments:
Makes you want to say, Why, Georgia, Why?
Artful,
i find John and Jessica ... as the most yummy Hollywood hookups!!! Two Thuimps up for them!!!
Jessica Simpson is so much fun to watch ... she is personification of ultimate dumb blonde image and has an acute business sense to capitalize on it ... AND ... John Mayer the smokey hot, heart-throb ... It's fun to watch them together - pure entertainment ...
btw, as much as I laugh on the "chicken of the sea" ... I myself didnt know ... till I saw that vedio clip!
btw this was my fav Oscars show, Scorsese won - Finally!!!
hehe..good one
[prashanth] which makes me want to say...Alitalia why!
[intern] Yeah finally. After all those years. But, I dont think he needed an oscar to validate his work!
[roshan] heh..:)
dear aditya i have been trying to get in touch with you over the past 3 weeks. the community that you had started has gone tothe dogs [sishya]. if you could please login and delete some of those comments about our teachers, it would be appreciated.
you're quite rightly nuts i say! :D
ro
[prithvi] hey prithvi..i am aware of the situation...unfortunately i no longer have acess to my orkut or gmail accounts has someone broke in a while back...
you might just report the group to Google, though it might not be a good idea has it has 500+ members now..
[ro] heh!
what is the email address that u used to log in. 6 years of content writing has taught me a thing or two abt th internaaz
I notice that we are template twins! :D
[prithvi] aditya82@gmail.com . I doubt if you can do anything about it. If you succed, I will be much happy! :)
[primalsoup] yup. Separate at birth but joined together for the next few months by blogger template. :)
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